9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... Iknow where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point"somewhere" when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv andchange the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat ittoo". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of courseit is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Dopeople do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". NoLoser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is thelongest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

The only reason to go to work

This is one of my favourite funny picture. It describes perfectly what a work day represents for an employee on a corporate company.

Trust me because everything I said before I have, and keep experiencing it every day during my 4 hours witch I spent at work. The most exciting moment during my workday is the meal from 11.30.

Sometimes I just watch my work colleagues and wander how can they stand at work eight or perhaps more than eight hours every day during five days a week. Perhaps as time will pass, I will get used to it, but for now I am grateful that I only have to work 4 hours a day.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.